Turned Tables

There was once a manly Kobito, a Kobito named Shinmyoumaru Sukuna..she was so strong and manly that even the oni were scared of and admired her.
One day she found a magical mallet..but she couldn't use it because the amanojaku race can only use it..she sat down to think..."Well damn I can't use this!"
She spotted a crystal mirror and looked inside..there was a village..a village of sheepish amanojaku.
She entered the mirror out of curiosity.
Causing all the amanojaku to flee at the sight of her.
Except one..the one that was under her foot.
Two more amanojaku came back "well this is unfortunate...Seija, my daughter. Are you alive?"

A muffled voice came from under Shinmyoumaru's foot,
Hearing that, the kobito lifted her foot up to reveal a another amanojaku shaking...."baaaa...."
She ran back to her parents.
"Oops sorry..say would you like to join me on my conquest? I have free cookies."
Seija agreed immediately after hearing the word 'cookie'
Mrs.Kijin looked at Mr.Kijin and asked her husband "what happened?"
Shortly after Shinmyoumaru and Seija returned to Gensokyo from the mirror.
"Come forth, Seija! I present you this hammer of wishes!"
".. OK..."
So the manly  12 heads tall kobito and the 4 heads tall amanojaku set of on a magical journal..until they found a White Castle and called it their new home..the employees and customers were pissed when Shinmyoumaru kicked them out of the restaurant.
Seija then used the mallet to grant Shinmyoumaru's wish of the the strong being able to conquer the weak. At the same time Shinmyoumaru was munching on cheeseburger sliders and using the former restaurant as a tool for weight lifting.
It was hard for Seija to concentrate on making the wish come true when the entire restaurant going up and down.
Shinmyoumaru grew bored and put the back firmly on the ground.
Then she flew a couple meters from the castle to stretch her muscular legs.
She started seeing the the effects of her wish coming true.
"This is Glorious, Seija ..oh..damn it she can't hear me in this range." .
Shinmyoumaru saw a angry Miko flying her way.
"Aha! A challenger appears!"
Shinmyoumaru was defeated in under 1 and a half minutes.
Reimu stepped inside the castle to see Seija with the mallet.
"What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Baaaa..."
Reimu facepalmed and shoot some her danmaku on the quivering amanojaku.
The amanojaku was defeated quickly and had the mallet taken from her.
"Why did you do this, amanojaku?"
"That kobito promised me cookies..."
Reimu then exited the restaurant to question the muscular kobito, but Shinmyoumaru started fleeing  only turning back to say something to the miko.
"Your breath stinks!"
Then she flew away laughing maniacally.
The end